LifeTwinkles

Oh Andrea. . . She is quite the thinker. . .

In the late Tuesday afternoon, she ached for a snack to ease to her emotional pain. . . she ventured down to the low-functioning vending machine and inserted her 55 cents. . . when it appeared that the snack was lodged between the coils she waltzed on down to the Sheriff’s office in search of a man to lend a hand, but of course, none were available for the job. . . so she took matters into her own hands; she banged on and shook the beast of a machine. . . . finally, her bag of Zoo Animal Crackers made their descent to the the tray below.

As she sat with me and chatted and enjoyed her animals crackers she found a surprising owl and a platypus. . . .strange we each thought. However, it was her next discovery that made her think of a master plan for future transgressions of man.  She found an ass. . . .. probably an elephant ass. . . point being, animal cracker, no head attached.

She pondered for a moment. “The next time someone does something I don’t like, I’m gonna buy them some animal crackers.”

“Really?” I asked.  “That seems like a nice thing to do.”

“Well,” she continued, “I’m gonna break off all the heads and give them only a bag of ass.”

“I like it.”

As it often goes, a good idea only gets better.. . . I suggested that instead of breaking the animal crackers that one should bite the heads off (and enjoy the snack) and go ahead and lick it before putting in back in the bag.  We both agreed that this should be a silent attack. . .. Just hand over the bag and hope they eventually notice and take notice of the asses they have been eating.  Ha!

Feel free to use this genius idea for your own enjoyment and please let us know if you come up with any additions to make it a grander scheme.

This is just a test post… This can be deleted once a real post is made…  There are also a few things that need to be done – notably:

• Get your own theme setup – suggest we just start with something that is available for download but if you want do your own thing that is fine too.  We can look at this over the weekend sometime.
• Need to do some minor configuring – like is it Life Twinkles, Lifetwinkles, or LifeTwinkles?  What about sub-title?
• Continue with that, blogroll links?  What about categories?
• Anyone else posting ability on the blog (setting you up dear Scarlet  – temp as Scarlet – but can change that if you want to something else – though I personally think Scarlet is a sexy posting name)
• Make an about page for the blog/writer
• Note to Ray – Google Ads (?)
• The follow is a test of photo directory on image upload – as wiped my photos on my blog by a mistaken link

test of pic